Even Insurance companies prefer women over men

Funny how life works out for us guys these days. Women get all the advantages and all the promotions and all the flowers and gifts and all the credit cards that we guys fill up with cash and they just empty it out with a smile.

Even insurance companies prefer women over men, giving women much better monthly installment rates than men, and what might the reason be? "Because women are better drivers than men!". Well, here's one for you, insurance lady. If women are such good drivers, why isn't there any women competing in Formula 1? Why is it almost always a women that's involved in an accident? Did the thought cross your mind that women are accident causers?

Let me explain. For some bizarre reason, some women need to do their make-up while driving. Maybe they're practicing their multi-tasking skills, I don't know. And then, when they change lanes without indicating it with an indicator, the one us guys usually use, but you can't, seeing that your left hand is applying maskara, they can't understand how on earth someone could drive into them. "How is it possible that you didn't see me?! I was changing lanes quite clearly??". Yeah, I had to smell it...

Then the guy ends up paying everything, because he hit her with his car, so it's his fault, according to the "better" driver. So, the insurance company believes the woman, blames the man, and send them off without realizing what really took place. And then they dare telling us guys not to drink and drive? Here's one for you...

Don't make-up and drive!!!